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The number of fucks I give at any particular moment = cos(pi). Run along now children.

Deleting Tumblr, Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram, and Whatsapp from my phone yielded the single most impressive increase in battery life I’ve ever witnessed.

sextathlon:

R.I.P nipple bar, gone but not forgotten.

sextathlon:

R.I.P nipple bar, gone but not forgotten.